realizations

(i painted this on friday.  inspiration from free people.)

• a lap doesn't exist unless you are sitting.  where does it go?
• one will fall asleep much faster if getting into a made bed rather than an unmade bed.  it's just comfier, you know?
• the school paper will never rank your day in your horoscope below a 6 on a 1-10 scale.  might as well be a 6-10 scale.  thanks for giving me a 6...worst day ever?