Tuesday, December 6, 2011

dear craft store

dear big box craft store to remain unnamed,

thank you for luring me in with an amazing sale price on such a pretty plate to put our christmas cookies on for the team christmas party, but failing to state on the sign "for decorative use only."  so i guess, in actuality, thank you for putting the small disclaimer on the bottom of the plate which i noticed upon washing the dish of the remaining cookie crumbs and smears of vanilla icing...POST consumption.

with love,
semi-concerned cookie consumer and provider

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